Some of my favorite posts from the past couple of years. To be updated sporadically and without any discernable pattern.

Some favorite posts:
The general qualification here: posts that made me laugh when I went back and re-read them.

7.26.04. Diddy inspires! A funny quote (not mine) about Nelly's political experience.
7.28.04. Odds: Some last-minute odds for the Democratic National Convention speakers.
7.28.04. A short excerpt from Obama's Convention speech. Not funny, but well-worth linking to again.
8.11.04. How many Reform Parties are you worth? (With a table!)
8.11.04. The deep thoughts inspired by an encounter with a 50-pound cabbage.
8.13.04. The Humorous CBO Statistic of the Day. (With a table!)
8.19.04. The John Madden (TM) Dumbass Headline of the Week.
8.23.04. GovOps 101.
9.1.04. Alan Keyes sticks to his guns... and then doesn't.
9.2.04. Republican National Convention wrap-up.
9.3.04. Some thoughts on the Swift Boat Vets.
9.21.04. Tom Harkin makes me laugh.
9.24.04. The Rhyming Justice and the Case of the Drunken Horserider.
9.30.04. Odds: Odds for the first debate.
9.30.04. Wrap-up from the first debate.
10.9.04. Wrap-up from the second debate.
10.12.04. Tom Coburn's famous lesbians-in-our-schools comment.
10.14.04. Wrap-up from the third debate.
11.13.04. Pitt quarterback uses expletive during postgame; world: shocked.
12.3.04. Tommy Thompson makes it 8 of 15 cabinet secretaries to resign at the beginning of Bush II. (With a table!)
12.3.04. The Buffalo Beast's Top Ten Campaign Hacks.
1.6.05. Steven Breyer shows up for jury duty.
2.8.05. FOX fears damnation.
3.3.05. The Bible diet.
6.28.05. Richard Cohen rips The Truth About Hillary.
6.28.05. Explaining my lack of posting between December and June.
6.30.05. TNR on "throes."
7.6.05. Thoughts on voting for Supreme Court nominees.
7.20.05. An excellent debunking of the supposed differences between "strict constructionist," "textualist," and so forth.
9.21.05. Kerry's speechwriter goes berserk.
9.27.05. Mitt Romney goes water-skiing. (Links to video!)
9.29.05. Excellent profile of Rick Santorum.
10.6.05. Howard Dean plays "hide-the-salami."
10.9.05. Could Roy Moore really be crazier than Rick Santorum?
10.13.05. The only thing I read about Miers that I actually liked.
10.15.05. A scandalog, in pictures (or more accurately: a scandalog, in links).
10.18.05. Is Jeanine Pirro actually an employee of the Clinton family?
10.20.05. Specter and Leahy go "insane."
10.21.05. How many Supreme Court justices have actually had prior judicial experience? (With a table!)
10.22.05. Amusing profile of Patrick Fitzgerald.
10.22.05. The Sports Guy on Ricky Williams.
10.23.05. Thoughts on Sportscenter.
10.26.05. Alec Baldwin 1, Kay Bailey Hutchison 0.
10.26.05. Al Gore makes me laugh.
10.27.05. Supreme Court nominee suggestions (post-Miers, pre-Alito).
10.28.05. Thoughts on the Libby indictment.

Some favorite pictures:
The best of my very limited number of image-posts.

8.13.04. Separated at birth: Alan Colmes/Skeletor.
9.12.04. Separated at birth: Bob Shrum/Peter Pettigrew.
9.14.04. Clothing label: "We are sorry our president is an idiot."
11.6.04. Time magazine: "We are fucked."
11.16.04. Election maps.
12.11.04. Jason "Rudolph" Giuliambi (a little Photoshoppin').
2.17.05. Separated at birth: Jeff Gannon/Jeff Garcia.
10.19.05. Separated at birth: Porter Goss/Bob Woodward. (This one is eerie.)

Some favorite pithy headers:
No real substance here; I just thought my headlines were funny.

7.20.04. "Jimmy Carter, Mikhail Gorbachev, and a Catholic bishop walk into a bar..."
7.22.04. PETA hires Playmates to give out free hot dogs. Newt-ity ensues.
8.12.04. Lazy monkeys turned diligent through the magic of science. There's hope for me yet!
9.10.04. Kerry, in a misguided attempt to connect with the voters, uses the phrase "heavens to Betsy." Within hours, InstaPoll results nationwide show his likeability rating dropping by as much as 65 points.
9.16.04. Less than a month after his acquittal for fondling-while-Tigger, Michael Chartrand was suspended again from Disney World, where he still works, for assaulting two employees. Quoth his lawyer, perhaps ironically: "He just can't catch a break."
11.3.04. Kerry concedes. Millions mourn. "In American elections, there are no losers." That's true, John, that's true. Unless we count, you know... you.
12.10.04. "You might be a (bad) redneck if..."
12.17.04. Mary Beth Cahill regrets underestimating the Swift Boat Vets. In other news, obvious things happened.
3.1.05. Terrorism: solved.
9.4.05. William Rehnquist dies, two days before the John Roberts hearings begin. Among those saddened: his family, liberals (who Know What This Means), and the collected staff of the eighteen members of the Senate Judiciary Committee.
9.21.05. "Oh, it's already been broughten!"
9.22.05. Added Santorum, "I'm crazy!"

Some favorite jokes:
Funny lines from people other than myself. (The short ones are posted here; the long ones are linked.)

7.15.04. Kilborn: "Legendary football coach and erection enthusiast Mike Ditka is weighing a run to the United States Senate from Illinois. If he runs, Ditka will have to answer tough questions such as, 'Coach, why do you look so much like a wolf?'"
7.20.04. Kimmel: "As you can imagine, some people are upset about this girlie man thing. It's ridiculous. It's like complaining the Phoenix Suns Gorilla threw a banana at you. Of course he's Arnold Schwarzenegger. Of course he will say dumb things. He's a big dumb foreign guy."
7.21.04 Conan: [Ahnold defends his remarks, disparages John Kerry, remembers the Predator.]
8.3.04. Daily Show: "This amid rumors that [Ridge] will be retiring after the election.... Colleagues say he wants to spend more time at home scaring his family."
8.10.04. Kilborn: [On My Life's translation into Chinese.]
8.12.04. Kilborn: "Last night, while campaigning in Arizona, John Kerry and his wife Teresa got into a big fight and a group of Vietnam vets said he wasn't even in the area when the fight started."
8.24.04. The Onion: [John Ashcroft is favored to take home the coveted Golden Elephant at the quadrennial RNC "Trick Shootin' Showcase."]
9.14.04. Conan: "Florida is getting ready for its third big hurricane in one month. They've already been hit by Hurricane Charley and Hurricane Frances. Apparently, this third one is called Hurricane Move Out of Florida, Dumbass."
9.22.04. Daily Show: [Steven Colbert calls for Dan Rather's resignation.]
9.24.04. Letterman: [The Top Ten Ways CBS Can Improve Its Reputation.]
9.28.04. Letterman: [From the Top Ten George W. Bush Debate Strategies] "2. If Kerry makes a good point, distract him with some chaw spit in the eye."
10.5.04. SNL: [Great spoof of the Bush-Lehrer interaction during the first debate.]
10.28.04. The Onion: "Republicans Urge Minorities to Get Out and Vote on Nov. 3."
10.30.04. South Park: [Diddy makes a guest appearance.]
12.15.04. Last Call: [Shot and Chaser on Tenet's Presidential Medal of Freedom.]
7.7.05. Last Call: [Shot and Chaser on Giuliani in London.]
10.20.05. Last Call: [Shot and Chaser on Bush's thoughts on the Miers questionnaire.]
10.31.05. Assorted: [SNL on Fitgerald; SNL on Miers; Maher on Libby; a joke I heard.]

Some favorite linked sites:
Worthy of re-linking.

Bush dress-up.
Fuckthesouth.com. Post-election vitriol.
Who Am I? Congressional trivia.
Bob Odom's campaign site. With a jingle.
Bill for First Lady.
"Harriet Miers's" blog.
"Sam Alito's" blog.
Shakespearean insult generator.
Video: Acrobatic ping pong. This is just neat.
Video: "Asshole." Anti-Bush music video.
Video: "Harlan McCraney, Presidential Speechalist."