Katherine Harris to Jeanine Pirro: "Take that!"

Finding inspiration from God, The Last of the Mohicans and The Lord of Rings, [Rep.] Katherine Harris told hundreds of conservative Christians Saturday that she is "a work in progress."

Why no one watches CNN:
The local-news-ready story about the waitress is probably the less newsworthy of the two, but it simply can't hold a candle to the headline-writing brilliance of "Watch: He's black and he drives NASCAR."