Jeanine Pirro is a superhero:

Republican candidate for attorney general Jeanine Pirro, who grew up in Elmira and went to law school in Albany, goofed on her upstate geography this week.

"I've been all over the state," she said. "I've been to Chautauqua County all the way on the west coast, I should say on the west end of New York, bordering on Ohio," Pirro told WROW-AM in Albany.

New York doesn't border Ohio.

That prompted the state Democratic Committee to send Pirro a New York state map. Chautauqua County borders Pennsylvania.

Seriously, it's like National Lampoon created a politician.