Highlights from the Gridiron Dinner, courtesy of the Houston Chronicle (link courtesy of Wake-Up Call):

Bush: "Dick, I've got an approval rating of 38 percent and you shoot the only trial lawyer in the country who likes me."

Obama: "The truth is, I'm terrified to be here. Not because you're such a tough audience, but because they're serving drinks. I'm standing about 30 yards from the vice president, and I'm a lawyer. The only thing that could make this more dangerous is if he considered me a friend."