Wednesday, July 21, 2004

From Conan last night: an argument between Conan and Arnold (I'll grant you that it's not as funny without hearing the preposterous Arnold-voice, but just try to imagine it):


Conan: Yeah, all joking aside, I think what you need to do to help yourself is apologize to the California Democrats.
Arnold: Hoo-oh! Why just the... why just the California ones? All the Democrats are girlie men. It doesn't matter, even John Kerry is a girlie man.
Conan: Arnold, Arnold. John Kerry is not a girlie man, he's a war hero, he fought in Vietnam.
Arnold: Real big deal. He fought a bunch of guys in black pajamas. I fought the Predator! The Predator! An invisible shape-shifting demon from another galaxy.
Conan: Well wait a minute, wait a minute, Arnold, I hate to differ with you, the Predator wasn't a shape-shifter, the villian in Terminator 2 was a shape-shifter.
Arnold: NO!! Also the Predator did this!
Conan: No.
Arnold: Yah, it would shift its shape. Its shape would shift! SHAPE-SHIFTER!

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