Rick Santorum blathers bombastically on values:

"Our response has to remind the public that Kerry-Edwards 'values' are not mainstream, but elitist," Santorum declared in the July 13 memo, which includes talking points Republicans are expected to use in the next six weeks.

Santorum's memo continued, "My personal values are much more reflective of the American public's, and include not seeing a difference between homosexuality and beastiality, blocking abortion even when the mother's life is in danger, and taxing only those whose incomes are below the poverty line."