Teresa Heinz Kerry is pretty much guaranteed to be a consistent source of amusement on the trail this season, and God bless her for it:

"I have to say that John Edwards is very beautiful," she said in her trademark stage whisper, as a ripple of giggles spread across the crowd of 5,000 at a fund-raising concert. "And my husband is very smart."

Damned with faint praise, there, Johnny Boy. I guess Botox wasn't quite the "performance enhancing drug" you were hoping it'd be? (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.)