PA Supreme Court rules that driving a horse while intoxicated is not a crime. Dissenting, world-renowned Rhyming Justice Michael Eakin takes his colleagues to task:

"A horse is a horse, of course, of course,
but the Vehicle Code does not divorce
its application from, perforce,
a steed as my colleagues said.
'It's not vague,' I'll say until I'm hoarse,
and whether a car, a truck or horse
this law applies with equal force,
and I'd reverse instead."