Turns out that grief-stricken mother arrested last week at the Laura Bush rally is a bit of a loon after all:

"I wanted to rip the president's head off... I think if I had him in front of me I would shoot him in the groined area. Let him suffer. And just continue shooting him there. Put him through misery, like he's doing to everyone else. He doesn't deserve any better."

Whoa there, crazy lady. No one's shooting anyone in the groined area. Not on my watch.