Today's Last Call! Shot and Chaser:

SHOT...
"The questionnaire that she filled out is an important questionnaire, and obviously they will address the questions that the senators have in the questionnaire - or as a result of the answers to the questions in the questionnaire." - Bush, at today's presser (WhiteHouse.gov, 10/20/05)

...CHASER
"At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it." -- Principal ("Billy Madison," 1995).