John Edwards gets hammered:

When Edwards arrived at the work site, he was handed the utility belt and a hammer. He worked for a short time before breaking to chat with reporters. His shirt remained crisp and tucked-in, but sweat soaked through the front. The sweat impressed at least one volunteer.

"He could pound a nail straight," one man said, between mouthfuls of cold pizza. "He looked like he'd been on the business end of a hammer at least once before."

That guy should keep his mouth shut. I believe that "being on the business end of a Hammer" is actually an indictable offense at this point.