A scandalog in pictures (actually, I'm too lazy to post the pictures here, so it's more like a scandalog in links). See if you can guess who's who!

1. "I did not have telephonic relations with that woman."
2. "I did not have insider relations with that stock."
3. "I did not have improper relations with that money."
4. "I did not have fiscal relations with that man."
5. "I did not have any relations with that writing talent."*
6. "I do not have any problem with cronyism."
And, for good measure:
7. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

* - Blame Brooks, not me.