For your gambling pleasure: a quick list of odds for Wednesday's speakers. Odds that...

• ...we hear that Edwards' father worked in a mill: 1/6
  
• ...we hear it from more than one speaker: 1/2
  
• ...the players in the Young Republicans' drinking game -- wherein participants take a shot at each mention of John Edwards' father's occupation -- will run out of alcohol before John Edwards takes the stage: 3/1
  
• ...Al Sharpton makes a joke about hair: 4/3
  
• ...Dennis Kucinich admits to being a Martian: 17/2
  
• ...Ed Rendell smirks: 1/1