Kilborn, a couple of nights ago:

As Bill Clinton's autobiography flies off the shelves in the U.S., counterfeiters in China are making unauthorized copies which contain bizarre changes. Here's the Chinese Bill on his first meeting with Hillary: "She was as beautiful as a princess. I told her my name is big watermelon." And then Monica-gate is summed up like this: "She was very fat. I can never trust my own judgement." The Chinese version also claims Clinton had a three way in the back of a rickshaw. So at least some of it is true... Bill Clinton is outraged by these changes and he scheduled a book tour of Asian massage parlors to clear things up.