Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Florida State House candidate Ed Heeney, on lesbians, who he insists are "ruining" the game of billiards:

"They're not as sweet as everybody perceives."

Posted by Mike at 10:47 AM

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Anonymous said...

Enjoyed your viewer's, Mike, quote of my comment. Copy of another report regarding ED HEENEY, unable to reply and attach my comment, attached herein:

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Posted by Stephen Green · 12 August 2004
The problem with too many Republicans, Alex Knapp points out, is that they fail to see (or at least admit) the inherent hotness of lesbians playing pool.

UPDATE: The story Alex found includes the classic line, "The lesbians were trying to get at me."

And Ed Heeney said it like it's a bad thing.

Comments
Anytime a post refers to "the inherent hotness of lesbians playing pool", it requires pictures (and preferably lots of them) to backup such an assertion.

Unless that would be getting too close to Wonkette territory.

Heck, even then [G].

Posted by: Ed Driscoll at August 12, 2004 11:35 PM
It depends on the lesbians, man. It depends on the lesbians...

Posted by: Brian Swisher at August 13, 2004 06:43 AM
No doubt dude. I remember a clip in National Lampoon a few years back that had a picture of two babes touching each other with the caption "Every Man's Fantasy About Lesbians." Next to it was a pic of two, for want of a better comparison, Janet Reno's kissing in public with the caption "The Unfortunate Reality" or something like that. I mean, come on. If two hotties were teasing each other over a game of pool (you have to love the phalic symbolism and all ;^) who wouldn't love to watch. But if Janet Reno and her gay twin were bending over the pool table making suggestive comments and stroking the sticks at each other, I'm affraid even the most non-homophobic among us would be tankful for the whole Darwinian effect of homosexuality in general. Am I wrong?

Posted by: Dacotti at August 13, 2004 07:17 AM
My favorite line about lesbians is "We don't understand this depravity, but we know what we like."

Posted by: tibor at August 13, 2004 09:16 AM
This needs qualification: Bull dykes wit pool cues? Nope not hot.


Posted by: Eric at August 13, 2004 09:29 AM
I posted this elsewhere, but I feel I must also respond here;

Excuse me, but there are lesbians and then there are LESBIANS.

My husband and I split up in the foodstore once, and as he was waiting in the deli, there were a pair of lesbians kissing passionately right there in front of him. No, they were not the exciting Spice-channel variety of lesbian.

Bull-dyke lumberjack-looking, scary chin-hair bearing, wide-shouldered, chained-wallet carrying lesbians.
Apparently they were really going at it.

I swear when I saw him next, his hair had a white streak running through it.

Posted by: lauraw at August 14, 2004 08:23 AM
"It depends on the lesbians, man. It depends on the lesbians..."

Very true--and it's a principle that can be demonstrated by turning the gender roles on their head. From my time in the "Buffy" and "Smallville" fandoms, I have been made aware of the fact that a substantial number of women like gay male porn. However, I have a feeling that if most of those women were exposed to gay porn which featured, say, Larry Flynt and Teddy Kennedy, the reaction would tend more to projectile vomiting than arousal.

Posted by: M. Scott Eiland at August 14, 2004 11:34 PM
Who cares about lesbians playing pool?

I want to see them naked on the POOL TABLE!

And using the pool sticks in new and inventive ways!

Posted by: Todd Loumair at August 15, 2004 05:36 PM

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