Friday, October 01, 2004

Reinhard Mueller: Man of Mystery, and Idiocy.

An Edmonto man who claims he is linked to extraterrestrials and is working to bring the planet under the United Federation of Planets has been banned by a judge from using the Interweb. Reinhard Mueller, 61, who also goes by the handle of Reni Sentana-Ries, Grand World Councillor, Lion of Judah and guardian of the Arab Prophetess Uthrania Seila is charged with hate crimes.

Mueller, who claims he is of Ancient Egyptian stature, ran a web site which prosecutors claim promotes race hatred against the Jewish People. The site was found by Canadian cyber plods, who showed up to ask the prophet a few questions about his views and take his hard drive away for vigorous probing.

They say that there were a few writings from the Great Prophet that were not exactly conventional Star Trek wisdom and were quite possibly illegal.

Mueller’s defence is original. According to court documents Mueller will claim that there was no problem with his site until he demanded the removal of the monetary system and insisted people comply with the universal order of stellar economics.

In another excerpt, Mueller warns that if the new economic world order isn't implemented will earn judgment from the Starfleet Commanders on your leadership heads!

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