I'm not sure which part of this article is funnier:

• 1. The fact that Fox News actually refused to release a transcript to the New York Times: "In Wisconsin on Sunday, Mr. Kerry seized on reports of an interview the president gave to Bill O'Reilly on Fox News in which he said he had no regrets about donning a flight suit to give his 'Mission Accomplished' speech on Iraq in May 2003 and that he would do it all over again if given the chance, according to a partial transcript of the interview released to the Reuters news service. (Fox News and the White House declined to provide the excerpts to The New York Times)."
• 2. The fact that Dan Bartlett is operating under the assumption that Bush is going to say something stupid during the debates: "'Will President Bush step on his own line and maybe not pronounce a word right?' Mr. Bartlett said. 'I bet he will.'"

Probably Number 2.