Super Mario turns over the reins. And then¹ gets off his horse, goes into his house, changes into pajama pants and a bathrobe, and then sits on his couch and throws things at the television while the Penguins get utterly pounded. Every night.

And in Steeler news, a high school teacher humiliates a student for wearing a Denver Broncos jersey.

Let's go Bucs!

1 - Because friends don't let friends use bad metaphors without hammering them (the metaphors) into the ground.