Recipe o' the Day!

1 tbsp Ted Nugent
1 tbsp Tara Reid
1 tsp Rush Limbaugh
1 pint Grey Goose
½ oz. cocaine
4-5 FHM photo shoots
Salt to taste

Combine ingredients and stir until smooth.

Yield: 1 Anna Benson.

Serving suggestion (to quote her letter to PETA):

I also love to eat meat. I eat meat twice a day because I need the protein and soy gives me painful gas. Besides, I love a really big, really rare steak that's still mooing on my plate. Moooo - yum. I like fish too. I especially like to catch fish, cut off their little heads, and eat them. And I guess Chickens are okay... I liked that movie Chicken Run, but I would ring one of their little chicken necks in about two seconds if I was hungry. But what I'd really like to know is what the fuck is PETA gonna do about it?