Dark horse (read: "Losing") Senate candidate Art Small is selling his mobile campaign center, which includes such items as:

• Sunscreen, 1 tube
  
• Bug repellent
  
• Candy and gum
  
• Stickers
  
• Yard signs
  
• Party supplies: colorful balloons, silly string, napkins, plates, etc.
  
• Tailgate party supplies, including food, charcoal, napkins
  
• Pre-printed stamps -- great fun for parties
  
• Pens, poster markers, post-its, etc.
  
• Complete set of FEC campaign regulations
  
• Several photos of John Kerry and John Edwards
  
• Many photos of Art Small
  
• Thank You notes (from Art Small for Senate), with matching envelopes (blank)