A woman in Wisconsin succumbs to cancer just weeks before the election she's been looking forward to for years, prompting her husband and sons to compose a kickass, if unorthodox, obituary:

Jane was outraged that any politician who would cut back cancer treatment options for Social Security recipients, who would invade a foreign country and then expect her grandchildren to pay the bills, could claim to be a "compassionate conservative." Once he became the nominee, she saw John Kerry as the candidate who would most conserve everything she valued. Jane fought to live long enough to be able to vote this November. To honor her memory, please do everything you can to elect John Kerry.

Word.