P. Diddy "guest starred" on South Park this past Wednesday, using a Vote or Die rap to convince Stan to vote in his school's select-a-mascot race. The lyrics, as transcribed by yours truly:

Vote or die, motherfucker,
Motherfucker, vote or die.
Rock the vote or else I’m gonna
Stick a knife through your eye.
Democracy is founded on one simple rule:
Get out there and vote or I will motherfucking kill you.

I like it when you vote, bitch (bitch),
Shake them titties when you vote, bitch (bitch),
I’ll slam my jimmy through your mouth roof (mouth roof),
Now get your big ass in the voting booth.

[Spoken] I said vote, bitch, before I fucking kill you.

Vote or die, motherfucker,
Motherfucker, vote or die.
You can’t run from a .38, go ahead and try.

Let your opinion be heard, you gotta make a choice,
‘Cause after I slit your throat you won’t have a fucking voice.

Vote or die.
Vote or die.