The Simple Life heads to the Hill? Say it ain't so...

The most entertaining part of all, [Associate Producer Ryan] Crow said, would be: "They can help with administrative duties and perhaps they may have the opportunity to suggest certain policy reform or draft a bill for Congress.” Sure. How about an overhaul of Manolo Blahnik shoes? Or perhaps a bill to create more Pucci scarves and Marc Jacobs purses. Maybe even federal funding for homemade videos with a hotel heiress!

Of course, if there's one Congressional office that they belong in, it's Santorum's, so at least FOX did that part right.