Shamed New Jersey governor, Jim McGreevey, does everything possible to be un-gay.

"We're going to have a pizza party," said the unshaven New Jersey governor, wearing khaki shorts and no socks and holding his 2-year-old daughter Jacqueline's hand.

Reporter notes that didn't make the story: McGreevey drank Coors Original...He smoked Camel cigarettes...Repeatedly called a man named Colin...Or Rolan...something like that.