Newsflash: "Ask President Bush" sessions might actually be a sham:

Gomer: Mr. President, you were a fighter pilot and you were with the 147th Fighter Wing?
Bush: Yes
Gomer: And flew a very dangerous aircraft, the Delta F102?
Bush: Right, and I'm still standing.
Gomer: I want to thank you for serving our country.
Bush: Thank you.
Gomer: Thank you for serving.