Amish farmer Sam Stolztfus waxes incomprehensible:

"You could hold up a dead mouse with a sign 'I love Bush' and we'd still probably think twice about stomping that mouse underfoot."

So does that mean you're supporting Bush ("we'd think twice") or not ("we'd still probably think twice," even though it has Bush on it)? And why would you stomp a dead mouse underfoot? And would the mouse be holding the sign? Or would you be holding up a dead mouse and also a sign? And would you be using the sign to support the dead mouse? Get your ass in gear, Sam.