John Edwards lives in a palace. 28,200 square feet, all on one level ("except for a 600-square-foot bedroom and bath area above the guest garage"). (For the record, the concept of a "guest garage" is funny all by itself.) The compound includes a "recreation building," which features an indoor pool, a basketball court, a squash court, a bunch of other stuff, and two stages. All of the other stuff, fine. But two stages? Are they planning to run competing shows?