Liutenant General William "Earl" Boykin - famous for coming oh-so-close to publicly deriding Islam as satanic - is back... this time waving a letter of support from the always level-headed Sen. George "I even look conservative" Allen. It's a match made in heaven! (And by "heaven," I here mean "an unidentified evangelical church in Northern Virginia.")

(Actually, the article refers to Boykin as "Lt. Gen. William 'Jerry' Boykin," and refers to the man he's hoping to replace as "Gen. Bryan 'Doug' Brown," which makes a person wonder: at what point in their career are they issued a second name, and do they have any choice in the matter, or is it a first-come, first-served type of thing?)