This just in: Ray Nagin is crazy.

"How do you make chocolate? You take dark chocolate, you mix it with white milk, and it becomes a delicious drink. That is the chocolate I am talking about," he said.

He later compared his city's education crisis to "seven-layer dip," and the problem of homelessness to "some nice cheese, not that runny stuff, something stiff, like an aged gouda, or some sort of artisan cheddar."