Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Oregon Governor Ted Kulongoski's new 2006 campaign slogan: "Less and less unlike the Unabomber every day!"

If disaster strikes Oregon, Gov. Ted Kulongoski has three days of supplies in his backpack. The items the governor now carries includes hand warmers, towelettes, a poncho, duct tape, glow sticks, aspirin, food and water.
So in the event of a tsunami, his state may be flattened, but at least his hands will be warm.

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