"Crazy People: No Longer Just in Idaho!"

A message King County elections workers found scrawled on a yellow Post-it note and mailed with an absentee ballot left little doubt about what was at stake in Tuesday's otherwise ho-hum primary election[:] "Please count my vote this time you Marxist morons. Have a nice day."

Effective, concise, to-the-point; you can't fault the man's rhetoric, and you have to admire his fortitude. Sticking around to vote even after he becomes convinced that the Marxist morons in charge aren't counting his ballots? That's patriotism.