"What Would Jesus Eat?":

[Weighty local woman Brenda Nutter] said she found the real diet answer in the pages of a book that held her utmost trust: the Bible.

"I don't have cravings for anything," she said. "Somebody could eat a bag of potato chips in front of me and it wouldn't bother me. Would Jesus eat potato chips? No."

The Bible Diet kit costs $139.99 and contains a video, Bible bars, even prayer cards. The diet preached the benefits of all natural and unprocessed foods, like vegetables and whole grains.

It's worth noting that the banner ad running at the top of the story read: "Abdominal pain or discomfort. Bloating. Constipation. Tried fiber? Tried laxatives? Click here to learn about your symptoms." No word on whether or not the ad was also for the Bible.