Someone is selling a large Frosted Flake on eBay. For $64.14.

If that's not a sign of the apocalypse, I don't know what is.

(Worth noting: the seller cautions against trusting the "unoriginal joker" who's copying the seller's idea and selling a flake "of a lesser statue by far." It's unclear whether he meant "a lesser stature," or, in fact, "a lesser statue." Or perhaps "a lesser statute." Because who can tell with these eBayers?)