John Edwards on Leno last night:

Leno: You know, President Bush, he also runs. Now, he says he runs 5 or 6 miles every day.
Edwards: Yeah.
Leno: 5K race, who would win?
Edwards: Well, you know, I run, and I... I played a little football back when I was in school. And the president, I think, was there at those football games, too. He was on the side, maybe, with his pom-poms. I'm not sure, how fast can you run in a cheerleader outfit?