Lee Kalcheim op-eds in the NYT about "The Latest Poll," which includes these facts and figures:

• 60 percent of households that fly flags think America can do no wrong 26 percent of the time.
• 98 percent of people who are hearing-impaired like 50 percent of what they hear from Mr. Bush.
• 63 percent of single women over 50 think John Kerry is too tall for his own good.
• 100 percent of Spanish-American War veterans are dead.
• 50 percent of the electorate think that polls are misleading, inaccurate and inconclusive. The other 50 percent agree 30 percent of the time with 40 percent of the results.