This inauguration is sure to be the rockin'est party this side of the Mississippi:

Inauguration planners seemed to be backpedaling yesterday about the event following a call from the Daily News. "Kid Rock has not been confirmed," insisted Tracey Schmitt, a spokeswoman from the Presidential Inaugural Committee. "But I can tell you Hilary Duff has been confirmed, as has JoJo." Schmitt added, "There's no greater defender of family values than President Bush."

Hilary Duff and JoJo, in the same place!? If ever there was a reason to use an interrobang, this is it!