Yesterday was a big day for Huckabee bringin' the crazy. First, and most frighteningly, on religion:

"I have opponents in this race who do not want to change the Constitution," Huckabee told a Michigan audience on Monday. "But I believe it's a lot easier to change the Constitution than it would be to change the word of the living god. And that's what we need to do -- to amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards rather than try to change God's standards so it lines up with some contemporary view."

Jesus Christ. (Literally.)

And on immigration:

"Every one of the 19 hijackers on 9/11 came here legally," he said, per NBC/NJ's Adam Aigner-Treworgy. "Our government welcomed them in. Well, there's a couple of things we're going to do differently. I say we ought to put a hiatus on people who come here and give them permits if they come from countries that sponsor and harbor terrorists. Let's say until you get your act in order, and we'll get our act in order."

In Huckabee's defense, he did backtrack on the immigration issue a bit. But still, he was really swinging for the fences yesterday, huh? (Let's hope that God quote goes mainstream; that's a pretty dramatic position to take, even for a former Baptist minister.)

(Also, he told Joe Scarborough this morning that "When we were in college we used to take a popcorn popper -- because that was the only thing they would let us have in the dorms -- and fry squirrels in the popcorn popper." The man's gone 'round the fucking bend.)

Legitimate national news or reasons CNN is a joke (à la McSweeney's)?

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Legitimate national news: 6, 10
Reasons CNN is a joke: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 8, 9

Giuliani is delightfully insane.



(Thanks to Atrios.)

John McCain is old.

Conservative campaign finance nabobs Samuel Issacharoff and Pamela Karlan on why campaign finance reform is a bad idea:

"[Issacharoff and Karlan's] normative critique attacks the vision of politics that they see underpinning the reformers' case. To their minds, reform necessarily rests on an 'idealistic' or a 'republican-communitarian perspective' that is wrong-headed as a normative matter and unrealistic as a descriptive one. Reformers, they believe, think politics should be thoughtful, deliberative, and aimed at the public good. Such a view, they argue, violates equality because it devalues the ways many ordinary people actually make decisions and would shift power 'towards those individuals who are good at making political arguments for themselves and away from individuals who depend on others to make their arguments for them.... [I]t is hardly surprising that the scholarly argument for campaign reform would produce a world in which intellectuals would have more influence and the persons they have chosen not to be -- businessmen or the people who devote their working hours to earning a living in a fashion that does not involve having and disseminating deep political thoughts -- will have less.'"

In what incredibly bizarre world is that argument -- that campaign finance reform is a bad thing because it would shift power toward smart people and away from dumb people -- a legitimate one?

(The quote comes from this excellent book on campaign finance law, and in particular from a chapter written by the smartest man in the world.)

The John Edwards movie trailer. Clever.

Big giant (and not particularly flattering, from where I'm sitting) Huckabee profile in the upcoming NYT Magazine. Several fascinating insights (Huckabee, still, has no national finance director), as well as this gem:

Huckabee, an ordained Southern Baptist minister, has no such reservations. He considers the "Left Behind" books, in which the world comes to a violent end as Jesus triumphs over Satan, a "compelling story written for nontheologians."

Which I think is basically saying, "It's like theology for dumb people."

...Or, in other words, theology. (Rimshot!)

Update: Those who get up in arms about such things are up in arms about this bit:

I was about to jot down this piece of boilerplate when Huckabee surprised me with a question of his own: "Don’t Mormons," he asked in an innocent voice, "believe that Jesus and the devil are brothers?"

Despite that fact that one of the main points of the profile is "Mike Huckabee is meaner than he looks," I do actually buy his explanation here (that it was an honest question asked to a reporter who "frankly is fairly well-schooled on comparative religions"). But I think this is a pretty good illustration of why you may want to ask someone other than a reporter when you have a question like that.

Here are a few of the conclusions from this article that I find particularly surprising:

• "Not one of the Republican candidates is viewed favorably by even half the Republican electorate, the poll found."
• "Even after what her aides acknowledge have been two of the roughest months of her candidacy, [Hillary Clinton] is viewed by Democrats as a far more electable presidential nominee than either Senator Barack Obama or John Edwards." ("63 percent of Democratic voters said that of all the Democrats in the race, she would have the best chance in the general election, compared with 14 percent who named Mr. Obama and 10 percent for Mr. Edwards.")
• "Not only do substantially more Democratic voters judge her to be ready for the presidency than believe Mr. Obama is prepared for the job, the poll found, but more Democrats also see Mrs. Clinton rather than Mr. Obama as someone who can unite the country."
• "At 21 percent, the approval rating for this Democratic-led Congress is at a new low, reflecting the defection of independent voters, a potentially worrisome development for Democrats going into next year’s Congressional elections."
• "In fact, about as many of Mrs. Clinton’s backers say they are supporting her because of her husband as say they are supporting her because of her own experience."
• "Mr. Edwards is viewed favorably by 36 percent." (I guess that one's not so much "surprising" as "unfortunate.")
• "In a week when Mr. Romney delivered a speech intended to deal with concerns about his religion — he would be the nation’s first Mormon president — the poll found that little more than half of Republican respondents thought the United States was prepared to elect a Mormon to the Oval Office. That said, it also found that 45 percent were unable to say what Mr. Romney’s religion was."

People are so awesome.

Mitt Romney on religion:

"I will take care to separate the affairs of government from any religion, but I will not separate us from the God who gave us liberty," he said, drawing applause from an audience of about 300 invited guests, including supporters and religious leaders. "Nor would I separate us from our religious heritage."

In other words, he's more than happy to respect the Establishment Clause, except insofar as it applies to those dastardly atheists.

TPM put this together, a five-minute greatest-hits video (or "mega-montage") of assorted Bush administration Congressional testimony. I guarantee it will make you laugh.

Breaking news: CNN is a joke.

This is pretty amusing.

Happy Thanksgiving, loyal readers (ha!).